Me: What's some cool stuff you did this summer?
Gracie: Well I did chalk.
Me: Is that it?
Me: Why are you so boring?
Gracie: That's mean!
Me: Well...you can't even think of some cool stuff you did this summer!
Gracie: Um...Well...I...Uh...Um...This summer I...uh...What are you doing?
Me: I'm typing all of your answers.
Gracie: Well this summer I...Let's see...Madison what did I do?...Madison give me an answer, will you?
Me: Well, you...um..heheh...I don't know.
Gracie: Oh yeah. I played with mom. And I read a book in my bed.
Me: Wow that's great.
Gracie: Thanks....Oh and I figured out who my new teacher is! Wanna hear!?
Gracie: It's Mr. Cassler!!!
Me: That's great. Tell me something cool about you.
Gracie: Well, I like to make art...and I like to paint my nails...and I like to make money...
Me: You make money? How...
Gracie: I do yard sales.
Gracie: Yeah, sometimes.
Me: ...When was the last time you had a yard sale...?
Gracie: Last year.
Me: Oh, did you make a lot of money?
Gracie: I made a dollar.
Me: Well it was nice talking to you.
Gracie: I'm leaving?
Me: Yeah you're done.
Gracie: You lied!
Me: No I didn't, I told you we were done.
Gracie: You told me you were looking up Squirt the turtle!
And that was the interview we never had.