The Interview We Never Had

Yup. You read that right. Today I have a guest blogger with me. My little youngin, Gracie.

Gracie: Hi.

Me:  What's some cool stuff you did this summer?

Gracie: Well I did chalk.

Me: Is that it?

Gracie: Yeah.

Me: Why are you so boring?

Gracie: That's mean!

Me: Well...you can't even think of some cool stuff you did this summer!

Gracie: Um...Well...I...Uh...Um...This summer I...uh...What are you doing?

Me: I'm typing all of your answers.

Gracie: Well this summer I...Let's see...Madison what did I do?...Madison give me an answer, will you?

Me: Well, you...um..heheh...I don't know.

Gracie: Oh yeah. I played with mom. And I read a book in my bed.

Me: Wow that's great.

Gracie: Thanks....Oh and I figured out who my new teacher is! Wanna hear!?

Me: No.

Gracie: It's Mr. Cassler!!!

Me: That's great. Tell me something cool about you.

Gracie: Well, I like to make art...and I like to paint my nails...and I like to make money...

Me: You make money? How...

Gracie: I do yard sales.

Me: Really?

Gracie: Yeah, sometimes.

Me: ...When was the last time you had a yard sale...?

Gracie: Last year.

Me: Oh, did you make a lot of money?

Gracie: I made a dollar.

Me: Well it was nice talking to you.

Gracie: I'm leaving?

Me: Yeah you're done.

Gracie: You lied!

Me: No I didn't, I told you we were done.

Gracie: You told me you were looking up Squirt the turtle!

And that was the interview we never had.

The end.

Update: My Summer? Well...

I have a good explanation. Really. I've been sick for the last two weeks which has ruined all of my plans and I've been cooped up and it's driving me crazy and I can't take this any longer!!!!
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Waffles anybody?

 It's waffle wednesday. Joy.

Anyhoo, right now I'm going to do some catching-up with my blog.

So as you know Sunday was Father's Day.

Why yes. We got him chips for father's day.

And he is obviously super depressed about this...

My gift... A Father Survival Kit. Lets just say I've done better and move on, ok?

Next: She's The Man.

Holy Freak Yes.

Thank goodness for Clearplay.

I can't believe I've never seen it until now.

Crime to humanity, ladies.

Go see it if you haven't. Seriously.

  

And now I will show you a picture that was one of the best. nights. ever.

HOLY AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD.

Ok, I'm done.

Now go do something cool. And watch She's The Man sometime. And have a great Wednesday.

Helloooo Summer!!

Why HELLO there summer. Long time no see.

(this translates to "OH MY JELLYBEANS SUMMER!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!!! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!")

Ehhum. Anyhoo, This summer is going to be superdee-duperdee-amazingly-fabulously-fantastic!!

And I've finished my summer to-do list:

This is the revised version. And it's only three pages long. (:

Here are just a few of the things on my list:

1. Pink Lemonade Stand.  

    Because pink automatically makes the lemonade better.

2. Be in a Flash Mob.  

    I will be calling a few of you this summer... (:

3. Harry Potter Marathon

    Definite must.

4. Smash a Pie in somebody's face.

    No buts. This will be done.

5. Sidewalk Chalk my ENTIRE block.

    Because that would be awesome.

6. Make Pizza while listening to Italian music.

    And wearing mustaches.
7. Try Pizza Cupcakes and Broccoli Ice Cream.

    I will post pics of these two... they will be VERY interesting...
8. Celebrate an Unbirthday.

    I've always like the idea of a random birthday party.

9. Make a giant cookie.

    And it can't fall apart. Challenge accepted.

10. Have an official Paint War.

    Buckets, Balloons filled with Paint, Paintbrushes - you name it, it will be there.

12. Make/Wear a Tutu.

    I have always wanted, no joke, to wear a tutu in public. Seriously.

Rememer we are making this the best summer ever. Kapeesh?

So watch some Toy Story Movie Marathons...

(Mind? Blown.)

...and remember to wear sunscreen...

...make some flipping epic wishes....

(cause ya never know, it just might come true)

...can't forget the sparklers...

...go on a trip (or two)...

...eat LOTS of ice cream...

...build epic forts...

...and make this the BEST SUMMER EVER!!

So my friends, this summer will be AWESOME.

And I promise to blog LOTS and take TONS of pics.

So buckle up for the Best. Summer. EVER.

Thats Show Biz.

I want to be an actress when I grow up. Yup. So I was practicing for an audition when my dad and brother started bugging me... So I told them to try it.

And they did just a swell job, I tell you. *eyeroll*